Cover your ears.

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This has been brought to you by the Doc, Peace Corps paperwork, missing Pink Martini, a very warm office, Chinese farmlands, and the Jewish New Year.

And just so you don't think I'm completely nuts (ha!) I'll change the subject. Last night I saw a commercial for a weight loss oatmeal "specially formulated" to make you feel full. I hope it doesn't cost more than regular oatmeal.

Still breathing.