Here's your sign

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This has been brought to you by poison ivy.

Y'know those cute shirts, with the, like, road signs that say, y'know, "Slippery when wet" or "Dangerous curves"? I need one that says "Mixed Signals."

When I think about it further I also think "wide load", "do not follow", and "do not enter" might also be marketable.

Cover your ears.

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This has been brought to you by the Doc, Peace Corps paperwork, missing Pink Martini, a very warm office, Chinese farmlands, and the Jewish New Year.

And just so you don't think I'm completely nuts (ha!) I'll change the subject. Last night I saw a commercial for a weight loss oatmeal "specially formulated" to make you feel full. I hope it doesn't cost more than regular oatmeal.

Still breathing.

Ironic no?

"Ima Robot return with MONUMENT TO THE MASSES. The entire album, including 'Creeps Me Out,' which is a true story about one of Alex’s groupie/stalker girlfriends, can be heard now at their Myspace page."

I've been blogged!

It is very dangerous to blog about other people. You may cause a total Harriet the Spy moment where others find out that you view them as a horrible no good person.

In which he tells his loyal readers about our date
In which I do not call him back
In which I am written off as a dating possibility
In which I FINALLY call back and hang out with him until 2AM
In which he recaps
In which I am a horrible, no good monster who eats boys' hearts

~Fin~