- Got hiccups? Don't worry. You're growing.
- Intestinal parasites? Eat a piece of cheese and chase it with a shot of your favorite alcohol. As it happens, bichitos can't get enough of cheese. They'll swarm to it and then be killed by the booze. Not a bad way to go if you ask me.
- A sty? Or chalazion? Or whatever the heck they're called...eye pimple? Put a pair of dirty underwear on it.
- Gall bladder problems are a result of RAGE. (much like zombie-ism)
- UTI? You forgot to bundle your kidneys! (Don't ask. I'm not entirely sure how that works)
- Don't look at something you shouldn't. You'll get pink eye.
- Coke cures diarrhea. How's that for product placement?
- Beer, on the other hand, cures sore throats, hangovers and all sorts of social phobias.
- If you stand on something cold, you'll get arthritis. (Don't worry, beer will loosen those old joints up!)
- If you sit on something hot, you'll get a stomachache.
- Rashes can be caused by an unclean stomach. (I actually heard this from a medical professional.) However, hives can be cured by wearing clothing of the opposite sex.
- Sinning results in knee pain...or is it the atonement?
- and finally, semen is a phenomenal anti-wrinkle agent.
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